Me, Playing the Journalist..just for fun©

Me : Good afternoon Sir, time for a candid interview

MP: Yes..yes

Me: Sir, what are you views on child labour which is extensive & some NGO's are not adequately funded? 

MP: Yes. My views are very good. I keep away from children after i was jailed in 2002 for giving employment to children as small as four years in my village dhaba. Funds are 'janta' money and i am their representative.

Me: Sir, you came to politics in 2004. Was that a lucky break for you?

MP: Yes. I am happy go lucky. I made contacts with many MP's in jail because of whom i am here today.

Me: Sir, do you think having a criminal record & being a MP or MLA is a healthy sign for a Nation?

MP: Yes. I went to jail to fight for freedom and i eat healthy food. All organic food comes from my farm houses.

Me: What freedom?

MP: Mine of course. Any person in jail fights for freedom.

Me: You mentioned farm house(s)?

MP: Yes. I have given compensation to half of my village & got their lands. Now i have a big farming. You see i have health problems. I suffer with High BP, under gone a by pass surgery, liver & kidney damage, high sugar. So i eat only food coming from my own source. You should see the 'tabela'. I have dairy products also. If i am healthy, nation will be healthy too.

Me: So you are out on bail, when is your next hearing?

MP: Yes. I can't go to jail, i have to be monitored by doctors round the clock. My health and age are ageing everyday.

Me: But you got cleared in your recent medical tests and look fine.

MP: Yes. But reports have been tampered by opposition and i am not fine. It is only the media who is fine.

Me: You were also in news linking you with an upcoming model & in a compromising position. What is your justification?

MP: Yes. I am an MP not a judge, how can i justify? All CD's were tampered and it's a trap. I do Yoga daily, i can make many positions. I can show you.

Me: No its okay Sir. Your son was in the news for wrong reasons as well?

MP: Yes. He was drunk and hot blooded so couldn't see on whom he was driving on. He will make good MP one day. His blood is hot and he doesn't listen to anyone in authority.

Me: I see. What about the black money. They say you and many relatives of yours have booming buisnesses and some swiss accounts.

MP: Yes. When one loves family and uses for wellfare, all black becomes white. So i have only white money. Yes, my chocolates come from Switzerland. Good question this is.

Me: So many blasts and terrorism is a real threat which you are aware of, i'm sure. People have no faith left in the government any more. Is there any security measures taken by you?

MP: Yes. So many died in blasts, that is why i have a private road to my house, office and farms. All connected. There is full security, what is that called?... yes.. Z class. 

Me: So do you go back to your constituencies to see the progress of your promises made during elections and the welfare of it's people?

MP: I don't have to go. They love me so much that there is always a queue in front of my bungalow everyday. They have so much faith in me that one man has been in the line for last five years. So much dedication.

Me: You certainly seem to be very confident. What about the reports where the CAG smashed you.

MP: Yes. Very technical holes in it. Cannot read report due to my eye surgery last week. PA's are there. They will answer such questions.They have given many exams to be a MP's PA.

Me: Sir, there seems an ambition in you for the education ministry's portfolio. Is it true?

MP: I studied till class four. I think i can handle very well all education system. I have good team of tutors. All in control. I take tutions every day.

Me: Last question. Do you fear anything?

MP: Yes. My ass...ass.. what it's called, yes my assasination.(beep..beep)

Me: Thank you for your time and i hope that 'janta' will get all answers from you one day.

MP: Yes. I am open to all. By the way, if you have information on Janta's question paper leak tell me beforehand. The owner of popular news channel is my nephew. (winks)

Me: Gets lost from there, full speed©